29.9.08

Sacha Baron Cohen Arrested For Being Bruno

Last week he publicly paraded his codpiece in Italy, by causing trouble on the fashion runways of Milan.

It seems he leaped onto a catwalk during Milan’s Fashion week and started doing his thing, refusing to get off when security asked him to. Not surprisingly, he ended up being hauled off by the police however, the Italians seem to have a pretty good sense of humor about the whole thing and various reports confirm that never actually filed charges.

Cop tasers naked guy - he dies

CNN Laughs It Up Over Sarah Palin Interview

27.9.08

Diesel XXX

http://www.coloribus.com/paedia/reels/2008/09/25/513802/show/

Naked Came the Stranger


The book Naked Came the Stranger was a literary hoax perpetrated by a number of prominent journalists in 1969. The project was conceived by Mike McGrady, a well-known Newsday columnist, who assembled twenty-four journalists to write a deliberately terrible book with a lot of sex, to illustrate the point that popular American literary culture had become mindlessly vulgar.

Mike McGrady was convinced that popular American literary culture had become so base that even a wretchedly written, literarily vacant work could succeed if enough sex was thrown in. In order to test his theory, McGrady recruited a team of Newsday journalists—5 women and 19 men—to collaborate on a sexually explicit novel with no literary or social value whatsoever. Writing under the pseudonym Penelope Ashe (portrayed by McGrady’s sister-in-law for photographs and meetings with publishers), the group wrote the book as a deliberately inconsistent and mediocre hodge-podge, with each chapter written by a different author. Some of the chapters had to be heavily edited, because they were originally too well written.

The book was wildly successful. As sales continued to increase, many of the co-authors felt guilty about the large amounts of money they were earning, and went public.

The book eventually spent one week on the New York Times Best Seller list, although by that time its authorship was common knowledge. It is unclear how much of the book’s success was due to its content and how much to publicity about its unusual origin.

McGrady and his collaborators were approached about writing a sequel; they refused. McGrady later co-wrote Linda Lovelace’s controversial autobiography Ordeal.


General Zod 4 President


http://www.zod2008.com/

25.9.08

Obama on the debate delay

“This is exactly the time when the American people need to hear from the person who in approximately 40 days will be responsible for dealing with this mess,” Obama told reporters in Clearwater, Fla.

...

“In my mind, it’s more important than ever that we present ourselves to the American people and describe where we want to take the country and where we want to take the economy,” he said.

...

As for the debate, he said, “It’s going to be part of the president’s job to be able to deal with more than one thing at once.”


24.9.08

Bruno Movie Filming in Kansas

23.9.08

Senator Obama With U.S. Troops in Kuwait

Skip to the 3 minute mark

Send Bill O'Reilly Back to School

Police knock 'code pink' protester to the ground

Geraldo taken out by a wave during Hurricane IKE

Drunk, Sleeping Fan Victimized by Beer Cups at Shea Stadium

Flex Drops the Truth about BET Interview

BET recently did an interview with child abuser R. Kelly and asked him if he liked teenage girls and this moron actually responded, “When you say teenage, how old are we talking?”

Furby in Microwave


Hot 99.5 discusses Kidz Bop version of Lollipop

22.9.08


21.9.08

THE PHARCYDE Drop by Spike Jonze 1996

18.9.08

Josh Howard Disrespecting the National Anthem

who cares

16.9.08

Banksy pranks Paris Hilton

Hundreds of Paris Hilton albums have been tampered with in the latest stunt by "guerrilla artist" Banksy. Banksy has replaced Hilton's CD with his own remixes and given them titles such as Why am I Famous?, What Have I Done? and What Am I For? He has also changed pictures of her on the CD sleeve to show the US socialite topless and with a dog's head. A spokeswoman for Banksy said he had doctored 500 copies of her debut album Paris in 48 record shops across the UK. She told the BBC News website: "He switched the CDs in store, so he took the old ones out and put his version in."

Click on the link for the video


Failed karate / taekwondo punch

Freestyle Rap Battle Translated

Gina Gershon Strips Down Sarah Palin

See more Gina Gershon videos at Funny or Die

Retarded Shit: High Heels for Babies



Racism In The Elevator

Got this in an email today

"I'm a little confused. Let me see if I have this
> straight.....
>
> * If you grow up in Hawaii , raised by your grandparents,
> you're "exotic, different."
> * Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, a quintessential
> American story.
>
> * If your name is Barack you're a radical, unpatriotic
> Muslim.
> * Name your kids Willow , Trig and Track, you're a
> maverick.
>
> *Graduate from Harvard law School and you are unstable.
> * Attend 5 different small colleges before graduating,
> you're well grounded.
>
>
> * If you spend 3 years as a brilliant community organizer,
> become the first black President of the Harvard Law Review,
> create a voter registration drive that registers 150,000 new
> voters, spend 12 years as a Constitutional Law professor,
> spend 8 years as a State Senator representing a district
> with over 750,000 people, become chairman of the state
> Senate's Health and Human Services committee, spend 4
> years in the United States Senate representing a state of
> 13 million people while sponsoring 131 bills and serving on
> the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and
> Veteran's Affairs committees, you don't have any
> real leadership experience.
> * If your total resume is: local weather girl, 4 years on
> the city council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with
> less than 7,000 people, 20 months as the governor of a state
> with only 650,000 people, then you're qualified to
> become the country's second highest ranking executive and
> next in line behind a man in his eighth decade.
>
>
> * If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years
> while raising 2 beautiful daughters, all within Protestant
> churches, you're not a real Christian.
> * If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress,
> and then left your disfigured wife and married the heiress
> the next month, you're a true Christian.
>
>
> * If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education,
> including the proper use of birth control, you are eroding
> the fiber of society.
> * If, while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence
> only, with no other option in sex education in your
> state's school system while your unwed teen daughter
> ends up pregnant, you're very responsible.
>
>
> * If your wife is a Harvard graduate lawyer who gave up a
> position in a prestigious law firm to work for the
> betterment of the inner city community, then gave that up to
> raise a family, your family's values don't represent
> America 's.
> * If you're husband is nicknamed "First
> Dude", with at least one DWI conviction and no
> college education, who didn't register to vote until age
> 25 and once was a member of a group that advocated the
> secession of Alaska from the USA, your family is extremely
> admirable.
>
>
> OK, much clearer now."


15.9.08

but...he's gay!

14.9.08

Tina Fey As Sarah Palin On SNL

12.9.08

Sarah Palin: The most unqualified Vice Presidential Candidate EVER!!!

nappy headed ho

11.9.08

Card i got today


10.9.08

Hey Ya Acoustic

Do you call it Soda, Pop, or Coke?


Mythbusters - Fun With Gas

Obama On McCain's Phony Outrage: Enough Is Enough!

Add Cowbell and Walken Sounds to any song



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Daily Show - Small Town Values

Swype Keyboard Technology

9.9.08

Dan Rather nails it

The best passed out prank ever

Funny Office Prank Video

7.9.08

Unnecessary Censorship

3.9.08

The humiliated catcher went on to get hit in the nuts with a baseball and have his pants pulled down to the sound of a slide whistle.