Most rediculous invention i have ever seen --> Hooters Shooters?

"A fully functional set of breasts that dispense one shot of alcohol out each nipple. The unit comes in two different colors and is fully equipped for your server. All you need to do is add alcohol to the twin holster packs for two separate flavors, pump the unique one ounce dispensers and shoot in your customers mouth. The units are even designed for interchangeable outfits, customized for the theme of your choice. Imagine the fun and new creative promotions for your club and clientele. Increase your profits and be one of the first to have this fabulous new creation by Ed Marshall."
There is also a Johnson Juicer....