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One time my whole family went to the Renaissance festival. To say the least it was amazing, definitely go to one if you have a chance. So this magic, sword swallowing, gypsy-like fellow chooses my mom to come up on stage. Although I was throughly embarrassed about my lame ass mom being chosen, I was also intrigued because it would give me proof that this guy wasnt a phony. Anyways in the short, the guys steals my moms watch, then she pulls out an inch thick- two foot long screwdriver from out his throat, then at the end of the show he gives her back her thousand-dollarish omega watch. Now that I think about it, the dude probably made about fifty bucks for the show. Therefore proving that crime does in fact pay.