Guy Interviews Porn Stars

Here are some excerpts from "Zach" interviewing a few porn stars.


Jilly Kelly:

Zack: I'm a huge fan of your work! Thanks for talking with me!

Jlklly: Aw, that's sweet, thank you!

Zack: I have dropped a lot of monster loads down the hatch of the lovedoll modeled after you.

Jlklly: Okay...

Zack: Her hair comes out very easily, does your hair come out very easily?

Jlklly: No, it's pretty firmly stuck into my head.

Zack: FANTASY DESTROYED. Can you give me my money back for this unrealistic piece of junk?

Jlklly: This is ridiculous.

Zack: I'm glad you share in my outrage. I think together we can fight this.

Jlklly has disconnected****



Ava Devine:

Zack: I really appreciate you taking the time to talk with me.

Dveyenn: no probs

Zack: As a cyborg, do you feel that humanity's fear of your kind may lead to infringements on your civil liberties?

Dveyenn: what?

Zack: Within your community do you differentiate between voluntary cyborgs and medically necessitated cyborgs?

Dveyenn: a cyborg?

Zack: Have you ever been having sex in one of your movies and received a positronic brain signal to crush the pitiful man-thing into a meat paste?

Dveyenn: youre fucking crazy

Zack: What's the hardest thing you can bite through?

Dveyenn: bye bye

Zack: WWWWWAAAAUGH can you bite through this stone cutter? Can you see how I'm shaking it at my computer using your infrared matrix-interfaced cyborg eyes?!

Dveyenn has disconnected****



Jessica Darlin:

Zack: It's really good to talk with you Jessica, thanks for taking the time.

LilDarlin: Thx

Zack: Is it fair to say that you're known for your DP work?

LilDarlin: lol sure

Zack:Do you think that you can still feel love after you have had two penises in your butt at the same time?

LilDarlin: Offcourse

Zack:Even when that love is going into your butt?

LilDarlin: Fuck off

Zack: Quick follow up on that, do you believe in ghosts?

LilDarlin has disconnected****